About Andrew Rannells (the honest version) -- My entrance -- Be loud -- A new me for New York -- The 40-year-old and the virgin -- It's never the priest you want to kiss -- Boy stuff -- Taking requests -- Summer stock (or things you can learn in a barn) -- Young artists seeking ... art -- Josephine -- Broadway adjacent -- Imaginary Omaha Andy -- I don't want to catch 'em all -- Party monsters -- My second date with Brad -- Our good-bye to Ron -- The wisdom of Hedwig ... and Britney -- Everything is Rosie -- Ivy league by association -- The tallest man I ever loved -- "Hairspray, wow!".

"From the star of Broadway's The Book of Mormon and HBO's Girls, the heartfelt and hilarious coming-of-age memoir of a Midwestern boy surviving bad auditions, bad relationships, and some really bad highlights as he chases his dreams in New York City."--Publisher's description.